imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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