There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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