He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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