Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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