What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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