so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
