Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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