there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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