I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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