I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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