The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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