Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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