id be glad to
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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