I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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