It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
