Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
