69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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