whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
false alarm. still invincible.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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