420 ftw
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We were destined to go to rehab together
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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