UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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