New low: just hacked my moms facebook
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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