Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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