going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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