it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We need to rekindle our bromance
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
