I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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