these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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