People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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