was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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