: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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