ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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