He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
