you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Dignity is for republicans.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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