your thong is hanging out like whoa
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
