I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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