: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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