Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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