Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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