I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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