We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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