Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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