It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize