the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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