I think I am morally bankrupt
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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