Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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