i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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