How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
How external is "for external use only"?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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