Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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