What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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