i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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