We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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