Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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