their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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