i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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