thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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