I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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