im about as happy as oj after his trial
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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