I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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