eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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